Media Center PCs: The End is Nigh

“MEDIA CENTER PCs may promise yet another computing utopia but they are nothing more than a self-replicating virus that will wipe out a cherished way of life. You won’t see it in the marketing brochures but to those of us with more than teenage bum-fluff on our chins, they spell the end of a tradition that stretches back to the Stone Age. From the first hairy ancestor to slink off to a quiet part of the cave to gather his thought(s) and scrawl a doodle on the wall with his own crap, men have always sought one thing after a hard day’s dinosaur bashing: solitude.”