Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet Announced For $399.99

Steam is one of the best ways to find and play video games – especially if you like playing with a vibrant community of players. We love Steam. We love Steam so much, we had to be one of the companies who developed our own Steam Machine. But we wanted to make sure that our console was something special – something different. We sent a missive to Captain Jules (our favorite Time Pirate) and he found us the perfect configuration for our Steam Machine. Presenting the Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet!

The Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet is a Video game con sole that is literally a steam machine. That is, it is steam powered! Using a patent-pending miniature boiler mechanism, a stationary steam engine produces all the electricity you need to play your games. Of course youll need to keep a close eye on the boiler pressure, stoke the fire, grease all internal lubrication points, and properly rectify the output voltage, but isnt the enjoyment youll receive worth it? Included is one wired Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet controller – itself a work of steampunk art. With many tweaks and lights and valves (get it?), the Steam- Powered Gaming Cabinet is the Steam Machine to rule them all. Plus, if you have an alternate power source for your television and internet, the Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet will keep you gaming even if the electricity goes out! Talk about gaming off the grid.

Product Specifications

• Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet
• Officially-licensed Steam Machine gaming console
• This Steam Machine is actually steam-powered!
• Just add anthracite coal (not included) and the Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet will be the hub of your entertainment system
• Access your game library, play with friends, and invite the 125 million user Steam community into your rigid airship’s electronic diversion parlor
• Features:
  • Multiple panels open to access all main controls and adjustment knobs
  • Boiler viewing window and thermometer (to make sure your fire is burning at the best temperature)
  • Wired controller features ball-jointed thumb-sticks and typewriter-feel keys
  • Controllers and Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet have that warm vacuum-tube glow
  • Viewable piston with steam venting valve
  • SteamOS pre-installed (can also be configured to run Linux, FLOW-MATIC, Fortran, and others)
  • Side chute opens for easy solid fuel addition
• Tech Specs:
  • CPU: Intel® Core™ 4440
  • GPU: NVIDIA® Geforce® GTX 960 OC
  • Memory: 400 bits of hard wired ferrite core memory
  • Storage: Spinning, magnetized, disc-based random access memory
  • Connectivity: Marconis binary signal sender and receiver (wireless)
  • 1000 BTU coal fired burner and 200 PSI rated steam vessel
• Materials: Mahogany, brass, and the finest phenolic plastics
• Includes: Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet, one Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet controller, instruction manual
• Dimensions: 18″ x 17″ x 9″ (to top of smoke stack); 86″ long controller cable
• Weight: 35 lbs