Dual-Die Intel chip for sale on EBay

A photo of this bastard bantling of desktop silicium (read Server) can be viewed here. Whether the chip was ejected from an Intel livery van whilst speeding through pot-holed Berlin streets, or traded behind the Fab by disgruntled tech on smoke break remains to be seen. Irregardless of the abomination’s source, it could be an item Phillips may want to purchase for their recent endavor? After all wouldn’t a physical seperation of cache, and core (while temporally troublesome) resolve a plethora of specious engineering qualia?